Nice Computer Programming Songs

COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONGS
 
# Local variable
 
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
 
pal do pal meri kahani hai

 

pal do pal meri hasti hai..

 

# Global variable
 
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
 
har ik pal meri kahani hai

 

har ik pal meri hasti hai
 

 

# Null pointers
 
Mera jeevan kora kagaz

 

kora hi reh gaya .

 

# Dangling pointers
 
Maut bhi aati nahi
 
jaan bhi jati nahin.

 

# Goto

 

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

 

Kahan shuru kahan khatam

 

Ye manzilen hain kaun si

 

Na woh samajh sake na hum

 

# Two Recursive functions calling each other

 

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein

 

mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein

 

pehle tum, pehle tum.
 
# The debugger

 

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
 
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
 
Tum dena saath mera O hamnawaz.
 

 

# Developer From C to MS.Net

 

Yeh haseen vaadiyan

 

Yeh khula asmaan

 

Aa gaye hum kahan

 

Wo mere sajana !

 

# Untrackable bug

 

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

 

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
 
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.

 

# And then to the client

 

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho. 

 

# Load Balancing
 
Saathi haath badhana
 
ek akela thak jayega

 

mil kar bojh uthana

 

# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)

 

suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

 

# Windows getting open sourced

 

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
 
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
 
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
 
AND SOME FILMS

 

# ESC : NO DO GYARA
# F1 : GUIDE
# UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE
# SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL GAYA
# SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE
# CNTR+ALT+ DEL : AAKHARI RASTA
# HARD DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI BAHERWALI
# RAM : KORA KAGAZ
# C++ & C : BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA