Poetic resignation.....Enjoy!!

Employee Resignation

Poetic Resignation

The name is good, the brand is big 
But the work I do is that of a pig 
The work or the brand; what is my way? 
I don't know if I should stay. 

To work, they have set their own way 
Nobody will care to hear what I say 
My will be NULL, they wont change their way 
I don't know if I should stay. 

The project is in a critical stage 
But to do good work, this is the age 
This dilemma is killing me day by day 
I don't know if I should stay. 

The money is good, the place is great 
But the development is at a very small rate 
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay 
I don't know if I should stay! 

The managers don't know what they talk 
The team doesn't know where they walk 
That's a bad situation, what say? 
I don't know if I should stay. 

I can go to any other place 
But what if I get the same disgrace 
I can't keep switching day by day 
I don't know if I should stay. 
 
The -ves are more, the +ves are less 
Then why have this unnecessary mess 
No more will I walk their way, 
It's all done, I won't stay.   

Thanks & Regards 
Employee   

  

Manager Response 


Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)

The decision is good or decision is bad 
Only God knows still I am glad 
Keep moving in life that is what I can say 

If you feel right go in the same way 
May god give you the work, the challenge you want 
Anyway there is always a second chance 
Chances are there, grab them snatch them 
That is what I can say 
 
Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more.... 
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me) 
>From my experience I can tell you 
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you 
You are frustrated since you have no quality work 
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work 

It's always like that previous job was better than the current one 
And expects the new job will be much better than this one 
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun 
Than you will again send the resignation like this one 
This is all what I want to say 

Have you completed all the formalities? 
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR) 
Once done you can take all your cash 
But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s. 
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company 
Even though there was not any.... 

You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI 
Don't feel shy 
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi.... 
That is all what I want to say.

Thanks & Regards 
Manager

Programming Quotes

 

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later

Frederik Brooks

 

If you believe that you know the requirements better than the customer, you are part of the problem, not the solution.

Alan M. Davis

 

Software design is as much art as science.

Rod Johnson

 

Experience without learning is better than learning without experience.

Chinese proverb

 

The unavoidable price of reliability is simplicity.

C.A.R. Hoare

 

Software development should integrate and consider project metrics that assess its financial impact.

Jane Cleland-Huang

 

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live

John F. Woods

 

There is nothing in the programming field more despicable than an undocumented program.
Ed Yourdan

 

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Albert Einstein

 

Intellectuals solve problems: geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

 

90% of code written today is getting around other people's mistakes.

Alan Kay

Efforts may fail,bu dont fail to make efforts...Great things will always come late, Believe in urself.

there is no short cut to suceess

Wonderful Thoughts...

Love your job but don't love your Company,
because you may not know when your company stops loving you.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

 

What is the Secret of SUCCESS? "RIGHT DECISIONS"
How do you make Right Decisions? "EXPERIENCE"
How do you get Experience? "WRONG DECISIONS!"
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

 

Without your involvement you can't succeed.
With your involvement you can't fail.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

 

You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
STANLEY FERRARD

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
CHARLES DICKENS

 

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

 

Behind every successful man, there is an untold pain in his heart.
BILL JACOBS

 

It's better to lose your Ego to the one you Love,
than to lose the one you LOVE because of EGO!
JOHN KEATS

 

Don't make promise when you are in JOY. Don't reply when you are SAD.
Don't take decisions when you are ANGRY……. Think twice, Act wise.

Missing Those Happy Days...!!!

I Want To Go Back To The Time

 

When INNOCENCE Was NATURAL,

Not FAKE.

 

When GETTING HIGH Meant On A SWING,

Not PROMOTIONS.

 

When DRINKING Meant RASNA ORANGE,

Not BEERS Or WHISKEYS.

 

When DAD Was The Only HERO,

Not DEPP Or TOM.

 

When LOVE Was MOM’S HUG,

Not The GIRL-FRIENDS’.

 

When DAD’S SHOULDER Was The HIGHEST PLACE On The Earth,

Not Your DESIGNATION.

 

When Your WORST ENEMIES Were Your SIBLINGS,

Not Your MANAGER.

 

When The Only Thing That Could HURT Were BLEEDING KNEES,

Not The TEARS Falling Down Your Cheeks.

 

When The Only Things BROKEN Were TOYS,

Not The DYING HEARTS.

 

And When GOOD-BYES Meant TILL TOMORROW,

Not For YEARS & YEARS.

 

 

Life Has Changed A Lot. And The People Too.

But The Thing Is That We Don’t Want To Accept It!

Nice Computer Programming Songs

COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONGS
 
# Local variable
 
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
 
pal do pal meri kahani hai

 

pal do pal meri hasti hai..

 

# Global variable
 
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
 
har ik pal meri kahani hai

 

har ik pal meri hasti hai
 

 

# Null pointers
 
Mera jeevan kora kagaz

 

kora hi reh gaya .

 

# Dangling pointers
 
Maut bhi aati nahi
 
jaan bhi jati nahin.

 

# Goto

 

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

 

Kahan shuru kahan khatam

 

Ye manzilen hain kaun si

 

Na woh samajh sake na hum

 

# Two Recursive functions calling each other

 

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein

 

mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein

 

pehle tum, pehle tum.
 
# The debugger

 

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
 
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
 
Tum dena saath mera O hamnawaz.
 

 

# Developer From C to MS.Net

 

Yeh haseen vaadiyan

 

Yeh khula asmaan

 

Aa gaye hum kahan

 

Wo mere sajana !

 

# Untrackable bug

 

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

 

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
 
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.

 

# And then to the client

 

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho. 

 

# Load Balancing
 
Saathi haath badhana
 
ek akela thak jayega

 

mil kar bojh uthana

 

# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)

 

suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

 

# Windows getting open sourced

 

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
 
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
 
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
 
AND SOME FILMS

 

# ESC : NO DO GYARA
# F1 : GUIDE
# UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE
# SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL GAYA
# SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE
# CNTR+ALT+ DEL : AAKHARI RASTA
# HARD DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI BAHERWALI
# RAM : KORA KAGAZ
# C++ & C : BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA

Why Men Are Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Good Morning

Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun has reappeared
It’s a brand new day

Birds singing their song
Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world
A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good morning to you
And have a nice day:)