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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Women in ur life (must read) !!!!!!!

THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

To all who read this…..
please read fully and understand…………..
An excellent forward……
please read fully...... and forward

T he woman in your life...very well expressed...

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should appreciate her with these facts as well.


Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply

Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.



Please appreciate "HER"

I hope you will do....

Respect Her.

Forward this to as many women as possible... they'll love you for it!
Forward this to as many men as you can so that they'll know why women are so special :-)

Have a wonderful day!!,

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Happy Diwali to all !!!!!

 
Dear Friends  ,

 
 
Wish you and your family all happiness and prosperity
on Diwali and in the coming year with this colorful greeting.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

FW: Good Morning


Very Special Good morning

Just a note to say hello,
Before I start my day;

Couldn't help but drop a line,
To my friends here and away.
I'm sending morning greetings,
And hope your day is fine.


Just wanted to say good morning,

And you Have a nice day !!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Happy Engineer's Day

You can be a Doctor and save lives.

You can be a Lawyer and defend lives.

You can be a Soldier and protect lives.

But why to play with other's life???

So we simply became an engineer to screw up our own life J

Happy Engineer's Day

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

When Software Engineer makes movie

What is name of movies when Software Engineers make it?


1. Hang To Hona Hi Tha!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya Administrator!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari

16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho

Monday, June 1, 2009

Good Morning


Just for today, be kind, cheerful, agreeable,
responsive, caring, and understanding.
be your best, dress your best, talk softly, look
for the bright side of things.

I f someone does something stupid, forgive
and forget.

After all, it's just for one day.
W ho knows, it might turn out to be a
good day!

 

 J KEEP SMILING ALWAYS J

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Carrots, Eggs & Coffee!


A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.

Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word.

In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, ' Tell me what you see.'
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'Carrots, eggs, and coffee,' she replied.

Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg

Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, 'What does it mean, mother?'

Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

'Which are you?' she asked her daughter. 'When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?

Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?

Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart?

Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.

Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.

May we all be COFFEE!!!!!!!

You might want to send this message to those people who mean something to you (I JUST DID); to those who have touched your life in one way or another; to those who make you smile when you really need it; to those who make you see the brighter side of things when you are really down; to those whose friendships you appreciate; to those who are so meaningful in your life.
 

Monday, May 18, 2009

Recession Updates

Recession Updates

1. Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off

2. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate

3. Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs.

4. Women finally marrying for love, and not money

5. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
    A: Start off with a large one.

6.  The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America’s third biggest lender.

7.  Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
     A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

8.  Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
     A: In a few weeks, nothing.

9.  Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".

10. Quote from a Wall Street banker:
This is worse than divorce. I’ve lost half of my assets and I still have my wife…!!!!

 

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Good Morning



“A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face,

Telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated…

So, keep smiling!!!!”



COLLEGE DAYS !!!!!!!! AWESOME :)

 

Reminds us of those College days.... years of non-stop masti... day after day...



1. On being Late

"Kab chalu hua?"

"Attendance ho
gaya kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Mein kya karu, Kumar bathroom mein ghusa hua tha"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya

padaya tha sir ne"

"Kal se pakka class karunga"

"Ek page de na.......... abe pen bhi to de......."

"Kal proxy mara tha kya"

"Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"


2. During the lecture

"Yesss!!!! Sir.......The answer is

.......huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............"

"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."

"Saala apne aapko
Newton samajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko chod..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.......gadha......."

"mera assignment tere paas hai??"

"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha cigarette pene chalte hain .."

"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go canteen now!!!"

"Boss class khatam hote hi chai chahiye......"
 

3. Lab

"Expt. 2 likha??"

"Idhar Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai.....mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata........"

"Areee tu to bura maan
gaya .......data dikha na........."




4. Unit Test

"Unit test???? .......Aree yaar...... "

"Kya...... abe unit test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga...."

"Boss..... hogaya......aur nahi ho sakta........jaan nahi de sakta......."

"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"

"Aaj kounsa test hai?"

"Oye Sanjiv kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail...."

After test......

"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteenchalega..."




5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)

"I was in the class, lecturer mark karna bhool
gaya "

"Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega........"

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar.......
Saale tera class karne ka kya faida hua....."



6. Late submission of assignments

" Maine ukko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"

"Last date extend hua thaa"

"I didn't know the last date"

"Ab mein kya karu wo mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya......."

"They should allow XEROX........"



7 . After exam

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"

"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"

"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya ..........fail pakka......."

"Yaar notice lagte hi faad dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar......"
 



8 . VIVA (b4 exam)

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Aeee......Rohit.....terese kya poocha......."

"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai"



9 . VIVA (General)

"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point"

"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ka watt laga diya hai"

"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"

"Ye kounse unit mein aata hai"
 


10 . Submission

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"


11 . A convo:

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai

uska drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

"
Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint........"

"Are baba ghasit de........na tu samjega na wo........"



12. Exam

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"

"nahi samjha to rat le"

"External ka aane ka pura scene hai....... "

"Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai........"

"Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.......issmein to anda aata hai......"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........"






.......... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai ........

.......... Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai ........

.......... kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain ........

.......... kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain ........

.......... abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai ........

.......... Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai .........


.......... hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai ........

.......... exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai .........

.......... tab ki bekar lagne wali photo's chehre pe hasi laati hai .........  

.......... Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. .......

.......... Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai ........

.......... Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho ........


..........Ek aisi subah uthne ka man karta hai........  

.......... bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai........

.......... bas ek bar aur ........

.......... wapas lautne ka man karta hai........


Monday, April 27, 2009

This is an awesome must read


An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. 
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China


On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he 
Noticed a golden telephone 



mounted on the wall with a sign that read 
'$10,000 per call'. 



The American, being intrigued, asked a priest 

who was strolling by what The telephone was used for. 



The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
 




The American thanked the priest and went along his way. 




Next stop was in
Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the 
Same golden telephone with the same sign under it. 




He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in
China and 
He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. 



She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God. 





' O.K., thank you,' said the American. 

He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France ... 


In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000 Per call' sign under it. 
The American, upon leaving
Vermont decided to travel to up to India to 

See if Indians had the same phone. 




He arrived in
India , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read 

'One 
Rupee per call.' 



The American was surprised so he 



asked the priest about the sign. 
'Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden 
Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to 

Heaven,
But in the
US the price was $10,000 per call. 


Why is it so cheap here?' 
Readers, it is your turn........ Think .....before you scroll down... 



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The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in
India now, Son - it's a 

Local
Call'.
This is the only heaven on the Earth. 






KEEP SMILING 


 Proud to be an Indian ....