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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

I am still in Love......

Sorry I'm Still in Love
I'm sorry that I'm writing you but I just can't forget.


All the memories of me with you,
Are running through my head
I'm sorry that I cried today
Though you didn't see my tears,
I just can't forget the fact
That today would be one year.

You said you didn't love me
But I know its not the truth
So here it is,
I'm saying it,
I still love you too.

I can hear it when you talk to me
When you say my name.
How the words almost slip out,
But you hold them back in shame

All day I've been thinking of you,
And what we could have been
Happily ever after,
Is what we both said.

I sit here,
And concentrate
On leaving you behind
But I know that no matter what happens
No words could make you mine

Dear Valentine,
I'm sorry that I told the truth,
Sorry you're the one,
Sorry that it hurts so much,
Sorry I'm still in love.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Who is best after all?

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, Pretty eyes, cute cheeks
, sexy and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people says, "Oh My God."

Monday, June 14, 2010

Laughing Time

Ek Larki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Larki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ne Joote Maarey...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!


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Zamane ke dar se
teri tasweer toilet mein chupa rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar
isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai


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Woh Larki Kitni Pyaari Thi,
Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi,
Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi


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1 barsat ki raat
-ek bhigi ladki,
-bhiga badan,
-bhigi zulfe,
-bhige hoth,
-Hum dono ki nazare mili,
-use dekhke aisa laga ki
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Kal use 100 % sardi hogi!


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Pyar karnevale
PARESAN ho jate he
Shadi karnevale
SHARABI ho jate he,
Divorce denevale
DEVDAS ho jate he,
Ham se Dosti karnevale
MSG SE MEHARBAN ho jate he


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Ek yug the jab log apne
ghar ke dwar par
likhte the "Atithi Devo Bhav".
Phir likhne lage "Shubh Labh"
Phir "U R WELCOME"
Aur ab likthe hain
"Kutton Se Saawdhaan"!


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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
syahi mat samajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se
syahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha,
mera mat samajhna.


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D 1 who smokes,get a smoky heart.
D 1 who drinks,get an alcoholic heart.
So dear u must stop eating sweets,
as u r already a sweet heart.


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wo shayad ab bhi hame chahte hain,
tabhi to hame dekhkar yun muskurate hain.
Ye to uske bacchhe hi kameene hain,
jo hame MAMA-MAMA bulate hain!


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Shehar ki gali
mein paan ki dukaan.
Devdas ne dekhi
paro ki muskaan.
Devdas ne khilaya
Paro ko paan.
Khake paan Paro boli
"Shukriya Bhai Jaan".


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I just met some1 in Cafe Coffee Day.
Real good looking,
dead smart,So delightful.
More like a celebrity.
As I walked nearer,
DAMN SAINT GOBAIN mirror.
It was me!!


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Maine tujhe dekha,
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta Raha
Dekhta hi gaya ,
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya


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Q.Why doesnt a donkey eat grass??
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A.Anyways...its ur personal matter
& I should not interfere in it.


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Friendship is like FEVICOL - toote nahin
Love is like cold drink -Ye Dil Maange More
Girlfriend is like detergent - Pehle istemal
karo phir vishwaas karo.


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D professor of a business school asks,
"What is d most important source of
finance for starting business?"
A student replies,"Father-in-law"


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