Missing Those Happy Days...!!!

I Want To Go Back To The Time

 

When INNOCENCE Was NATURAL,

Not FAKE.

 

When GETTING HIGH Meant On A SWING,

Not PROMOTIONS.

 

When DRINKING Meant RASNA ORANGE,

Not BEERS Or WHISKEYS.

 

When DAD Was The Only HERO,

Not DEPP Or TOM.

 

When LOVE Was MOM’S HUG,

Not The GIRL-FRIENDS’.

 

When DAD’S SHOULDER Was The HIGHEST PLACE On The Earth,

Not Your DESIGNATION.

 

When Your WORST ENEMIES Were Your SIBLINGS,

Not Your MANAGER.

 

When The Only Thing That Could HURT Were BLEEDING KNEES,

Not The TEARS Falling Down Your Cheeks.

 

When The Only Things BROKEN Were TOYS,

Not The DYING HEARTS.

 

And When GOOD-BYES Meant TILL TOMORROW,

Not For YEARS & YEARS.

 

 

Life Has Changed A Lot. And The People Too.

But The Thing Is That We Don’t Want To Accept It!

Nice Computer Programming Songs

COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONGS
 
# Local variable
 
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
 
pal do pal meri kahani hai

 

pal do pal meri hasti hai..

 

# Global variable
 
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
 
har ik pal meri kahani hai

 

har ik pal meri hasti hai
 

 

# Null pointers
 
Mera jeevan kora kagaz

 

kora hi reh gaya .

 

# Dangling pointers
 
Maut bhi aati nahi
 
jaan bhi jati nahin.

 

# Goto

 

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

 

Kahan shuru kahan khatam

 

Ye manzilen hain kaun si

 

Na woh samajh sake na hum

 

# Two Recursive functions calling each other

 

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein

 

mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein

 

pehle tum, pehle tum.
 
# The debugger

 

Jab koi baat bigad jaye
 
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
 
Tum dena saath mera O hamnawaz.
 

 

# Developer From C to MS.Net

 

Yeh haseen vaadiyan

 

Yeh khula asmaan

 

Aa gaye hum kahan

 

Wo mere sajana !

 

# Untrackable bug

 

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

 

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
 
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.

 

# And then to the client

 

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho. 

 

# Load Balancing
 
Saathi haath badhana
 
ek akela thak jayega

 

mil kar bojh uthana

 

# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)

 

suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

 

# Windows getting open sourced

 

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
 
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
 
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
 
AND SOME FILMS

 

# ESC : NO DO GYARA
# F1 : GUIDE
# UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE
# SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL GAYA
# SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE
# CNTR+ALT+ DEL : AAKHARI RASTA
# HARD DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI BAHERWALI
# RAM : KORA KAGAZ
# C++ & C : BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA

Why Men Are Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Good Morning

Shadow of yesterday
Have faded away,
Sun has reappeared
It’s a brand new day

Birds singing their song
Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world
A new day is here,

Sun appears in the east
Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon
And then sets in the west,

Wishing you contentment
And peace along the way
Good morning to you
And have a nice day:)

Truth of Everyone's Life (Must Read)

THE MEXICAN

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village.  An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
"But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife.  In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, play the guitar, and sing a few songs... I have a full life."
The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard, and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day.  You can then sell the extra fish you catch.  With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."
"And after that?" asked the Mexican.
"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.  You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City , Los Angeles , or even New York City !  From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."
"How long would that take?" asked the Mexican.
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American.
"And after that?"
"Afterwards?  Well my Friend, That's when it gets really interesting, " answered the American, laughing.  "When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!"
"Millions?  Really?  And after that?" said the Mexican.
"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings doing what you like and enjoying your friends."
And the moral is…

Know where you're going in life...you may already be there.