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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Good Morning

Joke of the day

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One
day
a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he
didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the
spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,who in
turn
took him to the court.
The judge gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in
the
center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.
The
conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to
him. But to everyone's amazement,
he survived. The judge decided to set him
free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a middle aged woman tried to board the bus
but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately, the good looking
middle
aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took
him
to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him
capital
punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution
chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a
single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the
chair
and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to
everyone's amazement, he survived.
A couple of months later,
an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor,
remembering his earlier experiences,
stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due
to
his injuries. The conductor was then to the court, to the same judge.
Though
he hadn't done anything wrong, but
considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave
him
capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again taken to the same
electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the
room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped
to
the chair and high voltage current was given to him.
This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
 

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died
instantly the third time??
think hard
 
  
common .............
 
  

tired ???....
ok........ there is the Answer............
 
 
 

During the first two times,
the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
But during the third time, he was a good conductor ,
so electricity passed through him freely and he died
!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on
Electricity ???
OK, OK....Relax.....No violence please...!

Monday, March 23, 2009

2 Minutes....Wonderful quotes









21st Century Joke

A young girl discovers that she is pregnant.
Scared, she confides this 'news' to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl,
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
I'll take
responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a
beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is
twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You can try again!"

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Bollywood Dialogs in IT format

it is superb.....

Seeing through a window.....

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hang the wash outside.

That laundry is not very clean, she said, she doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.

Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.

About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: 'Look! She has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this.'

The husband said: 'I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows!'

And so it is with life: 'What we see when watching others depends on the purity of the window through which we look. Before we give any criticism, it might be a good idea to check our state of mind and ask ourselves if we are ready to see the good rather than to be looking for something in the person we are about to judge.

Good Morning

Friday, March 20, 2009

Thought for day

Twins in IT industry

Some one in the IT industry gave birth to a set of twins.

Guess what they named them?

See below

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

World Most Economical car (100 KM in 1 litre)....

See the world most economical car from VolksWagen

100 KM in just 1 litre...











The conceptual necessity for a small frontal area led to an unusually narrow and very flat body form being chosen. The body was developed in a wind tunnel, is 3.47 metres long, but just 1.25 metres wide and just over a metre in height, and is made completely of carbon fibre composites. To save weight, it is of course not painted. The carbon-fibre-reinforced outer skin is tensioned over a spaceframe that is not made of aluminium, but rather of magnesium, which is even lighter.

The 1-litre car is powered by a one-cylinder diesel engine, centrally positioned in front of the rear axle and combined with an automated direct shift gearbox. The crankcase and cylinder head of the 0.3-litre engine are of an aluminium monobloc construction. The naturally aspirated, direct-injection diesel engine employs advanced high-pressure unit injection technology to generate 6.3 kW (8.5 bhp) at 4,000 rpm. This gives the vehicle, which weights just 290 kg, an astonishingly lively temperament.

Fuel consumption is a mere 0.99 litre per 100 kilometres. With a 6.5-litre tank, this gives a range of some 650 kilometres without refuelling.

Due to the restriction of space, it was not possible to adapt an existing gearbox. For this reason, a compact, automated 6-speed gearbox is employed, which is controlled from a turn switch in the cockpit.

Running gear made of lightweight alloy, tyres that offer optimised rolling resistance and 16-inch wheels made of extremely lightweight composite material perfectly complement the economical drive system.

The interior is sportingly simple in design, yet offers enough space for two people, who can comfortably get in after folding back the turret-like gullwing door. An extremely lightweight construction has also been employed for the seats. The seat frames are made of magnesium, and firm, yet comfortable fabric covers are used instead of a classic upholstery.

Despite the lightweight construction of all components, safety has been a major element in all phases of the development of the 1-litre car. For example, the concept vehicle's safety equipment includes anti-lock brakes, ESP electronic stability program and a driver's airbag. Deformation elements at the front end and the spaceframe construction provide impact and roll-over protection comparable to that of a GT racing car.

The sports-car-like design demonstrates that Volkswagen's 1-litre car is not a spartan research vehicle, but a high-tech special vehicle. It starts with the special seating arrangement. The driver and passenger sit centrally as if in a monoposto, but in tandem. The mid-engine is installed transversely in front of the rear axle. With its complex design (double wishbones at front, DeDion suspension at rear) and combined with the low centre of gravity and low overall vehicle weight, the lightweight running gear results in very agile handling.

The project team have impressively succeeded in combining driving pleasure with a level of fuel consumption never seen before.

The 1-litre car also incorporates numerous details of a practical and convenient nature. For example, there is an easily accessible stowage compartment with a capacity of 80 litres under a separate flap in the rear; a reversing camera that helps when manoeuvring; automatic locking/unlocking of the gullwing door and a starter button in the cockpit that together allow keyless operation.

The concept of the 1-litre car - four wheels, low height, with two seats in tandem - gives an idea for a possible new family of vehicles, which could cover new requirements ranging from the ultra-economical vehicle, through the low-lost everyday touring vehicle for young people to the high-performance sports supercar.

Good Morning...

Good Morning...







Lovers Lesson

Graduation:-

A day passed, then a week, then a month.
Before I could blink, it was graduation day.
I watched as her perfect body
floated like an angel
up on stage to get her diploma.
I wanted her to be mine-but
she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it.
Before everyone went home,
she came to me in her smock and hat,
and cried as I hugged her.
Then she lifted her head from my shoulder
and said- 'you're my best friend,
thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.


Marriage:-

Now I sit in the pews of the church.
That girl is getting married now.
and drive off to her new life,
married to another man.
I wanted her to be mine,
but she didn't see me like that,
and I knew it.
But before she drove away,
she came to me and said 'you came !'.
She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.


Death:-

Years passed, I looked down at the coffin
of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'.
At the service, they read a diary entry
she had wrote in her high school years.
This is what it read:
'I stare at him wishing he was mine,
but he doesn't notice me like that,
and I know it.
I want to tell him,
I want him to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love him but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
I wish he would tell me he loved me !
.........'I wish I did too...'


I thought to my self, and I cried.

HOPE ALL THE LOVERS WILL LEARN A LESSON FROM THIS STORY...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Short story with a great moral....

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning.
There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea.
He saw a pack of stones to pass time.
He started throwing the stone into the sea. 
While having the last stone in the hand,
the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond.
He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea...                                  
Moral of the story: Below
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Do not get up early in the morning...        
                                    


Good Morning


















If the path is beautiful, let's not ask where it leads.
And if the destination is beautiful, let's not ask how the path is.

Keep Going.......!!


Have a Successful Day..!!
Good Morning....

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