Joke of the day

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One
day
a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he
didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the
spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,who in
turn
took him to the court.
The judge gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in
the
center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.
The
conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to
him. But to everyone's amazement,
he survived. The judge decided to set him
free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a middle aged woman tried to board the bus
but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately, the good looking
middle
aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took
him
to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him
capital
punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution
chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a
single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the
chair
and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to
everyone's amazement, he survived.
A couple of months later,
an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor,
remembering his earlier experiences,
stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due
to
his injuries. The conductor was then to the court, to the same judge.
Though
he hadn't done anything wrong, but
considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave
him
capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again taken to the same
electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the
room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped
to
the chair and high voltage current was given to him.
This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
 

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died
instantly the third time??
think hard
 
  
common .............
 
  

tired ???....
ok........ there is the Answer............
 
 
 

During the first two times,
the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
But during the third time, he was a good conductor ,
so electricity passed through him freely and he died
!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on
Electricity ???
OK, OK....Relax.....No violence please...!