Deadly PJ's....

Which song will a kid sing when he starts going to 1^st std.?
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KG kiya re, KG kiya re
Oh KG, KG kiya re….
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>Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
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>Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
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>Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
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>Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
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>ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C

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And this is the latest one....
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>DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???
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>Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
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>Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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>okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"

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ok whats the opp of venky's..
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>venlocks...
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>What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
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>Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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>Ready....Steady.....PO
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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a
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>->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of
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>Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.


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>A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
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>because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing......
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Chalo yaar....the answer is

"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai

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BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE!

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who make Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

Think......
okay....
" KAILASH KHER "
tere naam se " G " loon....

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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????

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Give up??

Coz...

"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango."

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Ok next one………..

JISKA EK BI DOST NAI USKO KYA BOLTE???
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"koena mitra" (koi-na-mitra)
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Once rani mukharjee was given punishment 2 eat 1000 chewingums.
she was scared bt den suddenly saif ali khan said sumtin in her ears n she started eatin how???
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coz saif said"chak de chak de,chakde sare GUM,chakde chakde chakde,tere sung hai hum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Ek calculator dusre calci ko kya bola?
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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho?)

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WHOS DA ONLY PLAYER WHO KNOS EACH N EVRY RELIGIOUS SONG?

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Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge......batao kyu????

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sin 90=cot 45

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Q: why are dogs afraid to look good?

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A: because hot ones are eaten up.
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why is 45 degree always blushing
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cause ppl call it a-cute angle

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Why did the boy disconnect the calling-bell in his house?
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A)Because he wanted to win the No-Bell Prize.
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Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? ..
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Because oct31=dec25.