Hilarious......

Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator? stdnt-No Sir! By mistake i brought tomorrow exam`s Chit today:-)

 

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Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.You know why?Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking

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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

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Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

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Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked ?Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

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History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long...!

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The Law says

 

"if u can't convince them
then at least confuse them"
Do you knw which law it is?

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2 times on lips,

2 times on cheeks,

1 time on forehead,

2 times on eyes,

must use cold cream,

HAPPY WINTER SEASON

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